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Funny Highland Cow Christmas Sweatshirt – Ugly Sweater Crewneck

Funny Highland Cow Christmas Sweatshirt – Ugly Sweater Crewneck

Regular price $35.00 USD
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She came to judge the sweaters—and she is not impressed.

Our Funny Highland Cow Christmas Sweatshirt features a gloriously grumpy Highland cow in red glasses, surrounded by festive snowflakes and the perfectly sassy message, “All Your Sweaters Are Ugly.” Bright red and green details give this cozy crewneck full ugly-sweater-party energy without sacrificing comfort.

Wear it to an ugly Christmas sweater party, office gift exchange, family gathering, holiday shopping day, or any celebration that could use a little extra personality. It also makes a hilarious Christmas gift for Highland cow fans, farm girls, coworkers, friends, and anyone who appreciates holiday humor.

Why you’ll love it

  • Soft 80% ringspun US cotton and 20% polyester blend
  • Cozy midweight fleece with a smooth cotton-face exterior
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex
  • Durable double-needle stitching
  • Professionally printed design—not embroidered
  • Available in Heather Black, Sand, Sport Gray, and White
  • Unisex sizes S–3XL
  • Printed in Minnesota

Fit

Choose your usual size for a relaxed unisex fit. Size down for a closer fit or size up for an extra-roomy look. Please review the size guide before ordering.

Made to order

Your sweatshirt is made especially for you in 3–5 business days. Carrier transit time is additional. Shipping is available within the United States.

Care instructions

Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron directly over the design.

Grumpy cow. Christmas sass. Maximum Scoobie Shack energy. 🧡

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