• A folded light pink sweatshirt laid flat on a beige knit blanket, with a printed graphic of a white duck on a scooter wearing a pink backpack and holding a coffee cup. The text above reads, 'Off to regulate my emotions.
  • A woman wearing a light pink crewneck sweatshirt with a cartoon duck on a scooter graphic and the text 'Off to regulate my emotions' stands on a city sidewalk holding a coffee cup and tote bag.
  • A woman sitting on a couch wearing a light pink sweatshirt with a graphic of a white goose on a scooter and the text 'Off to regulate my emotions'.
  • A woman wearing a cream-colored sweatshirt with a cartoon duck on a scooter graphic and the text 'Off to regulate my emotions' sits outdoors by a lake holding a coffee cup.
  • A woman sitting on a couch wearing a beige crewneck sweatshirt with a cartoon duck riding a scooter and the text 'Off to regulate my emotions'.
  • A woman sitting outdoors by a lake wearing a light gray sweatshirt with a duck graphic on a scooter and the text 'Off to regulate my emotions.' She holds a coffee cup and jeans, with a wooden sign reading 'COFFEE GOOD VIBES LAKE LIFE' in the background.
  • A woman sitting on a couch wearing a light gray sweatshirt with a cartoon duck on a scooter holding a coffee cup, with the text 'Off to regulate my emotions.' A framed wall print and a plant are visible in the background.
  • A woman wearing a pale yellow sweatshirt with a duck graphic on a scooter and the text 'Off to regulate my emotions' stands outdoors by a lake holding a coffee cup. The background includes trees, a wooden sign, and a picnic blanket.
  • A woman wearing a pale yellow sweatshirt with a cartoon duck on a scooter graphic and the text 'Off to regulate my emotions', sitting on a couch in a living room setting.
  • Funny goose sweatshirt with "Off to Regulate My Emotions" graphic featuring a goose riding a scooter with coffee and pink backpack on a cozy unisex crewneck in Light Pink, Sand, Sport Gray, and Yellow Haze.
  • A light pink crewneck sweatshirt laid flat on a light wood surface, featuring a cartoon duck on a scooter with the text 'Off to regulate my emotions.' Decorative props including green leaves, a woven hat, and a knitted blanket are visible around the sweatshirt.
  • A beige crewneck sweatshirt laid flat on a white wood background, featuring a cartoon duck riding a scooter with the text 'Off to regulate my emotions'. The sweatshirt is styled with blue jeans, white sneakers, a tan hat, and green leaves.
  • A light gray crewneck sweatshirt laid flat on a light wood background, featuring a cartoon graphic of a white duck riding a scooter with a pink backpack and holding a coffee cup, with the text 'Off to regulate my emotions' above it.
  • A pale yellow crewneck sweatshirt laid flat on a wooden surface, featuring a cartoon duck riding a scooter with the text 'Off to regulate my emotions' above it. The sweatshirt is styled with a cup of coffee, white sneakers, a woven mat, and greenery.
  • A measurement chart for garments laid flat, showing labeled measurement instructions for shoulder, chest, body length, sleeve length, and body width, with size columns S through 3XL and a table of measurements below.
  • A pale yellow children's sweatshirt laid flat on a woven mat with decorative greenery. The sweatshirt has a cartoon duck riding a scooter with the phrase 'Off to regulate my emotions' across the chest.
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Funny Goose Sweatshirt – Off to Regulate My Emotions Cozy Graphic Crewneck

Funny Goose Sweatshirt – Off to Regulate My Emotions Cozy Graphic Crewneck

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Funny Goose Sweatshirt – Off to Regulate My Emotions Cozy Graphic Crewneck

Some days call for deep breaths. Other days call for coffee, a scooter, and a goose that's just trying to regulate its emotions. Our Off to Regulate My Emotions Goose Sweatshirt brings together cozy comfort and relatable humor in one adorable graphic crewneck. Whether you're grabbing your favorite latte, heading to therapy, running errands, or simply embracing a slower day, this sweatshirt is made to keep you smiling while staying warm.

Perfect for goose lovers, coffee lovers, therapists, teachers, counselors, mental health advocates, college students, and anyone who appreciates a little self-care with a side of humor, this cozy sweatshirt also makes a thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because.

Crafted from a premium ring-spun cotton blend with an ultra-soft fleece interior, this unisex sweatshirt is designed for everyday comfort. The relaxed fit pairs effortlessly with leggings, jeans, joggers, or your favorite sneakers, making it a go-to layer you'll reach for season after season.

At The Scoobie Shack, we believe life is better with a little laughter, a lot of comfort, and apparel that makes people smile. This sweatshirt is exactly that.

Why You'll Love It

  • Funny "Off to Regulate My Emotions" goose graphic
  • Soft fleece-lined interior for cozy, everyday comfort
  • Relaxed unisex fit that's easy to layer
  • Perfect for coffee runs, casual weekends, travel, or lounging at home
  • Great gift for therapists, teachers, coffee lovers, goose fans, and anyone who loves funny graphic sweatshirts
  • Professionally printed for vibrant, long-lasting color

Material & Details

  • 80% ring-spun U.S. cotton / 20% polyester
  • 2-end ring-spun cotton face fleece
  • Made with 80% sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
  • 1x1 ribbed cuffs and bottom band with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
  • Dropped shoulder construction for a relaxed feel
  • Double-needle topstitching throughout for lasting durability
  • Unisex fit
  • Available in sizes S–3XL

Available Colors

  • Light Pink
  • Sand
  • Sport Gray
  • Yellow Haze

Care Instructions

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron directly on the design
  • Do not bleach

Whether you're off to grab coffee, clear your mind, or simply embrace the chaos with a smile, this funny goose sweatshirt is here to remind you that it's okay to take a moment for yourself. Slip it on, enjoy the cozy vibes, and let your outfit do the talking.

Cute. Cozy. A Little Extra. 🧡 See you at the Shack.

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